Lewis What's His Name

I have no idea what I'm doing

Busy Busy Busy

I’ve been trying to leave the house more. I know it’s good for me, and I want to be out doing stuff. And then I do, and it takes three solid days of sleep to recover. This isn’t normal, but no one can agree what the problem is. I’ve been sleeping twelve hours at night, and then half the time I wind up taking a big nap in the middle of the day. And then because I’m so tired when I am awake, I have to spend that time doing everything I can while I can. Which does not include stitching, at all, because that makes me want to fall asleep.

I made some new paints the other night. I noticed that I’ve sold quite a lot of those to the point that what’s left is all kind of samey. I’ve got loads of new pigments and additives, so I’ve been having fun finding ways to blend them together. A lot of the ones I made blended natural and synthetic pigments to make something very weird. I love fluorescent paints, and use them quite a lot in my own work, so a lot of the paints I have on offer will have those pigments in there. So if you notice that your paints look a bit weird, you might want to check it under a black light.

Those are currently on my desk drying. Some will need to be re-poured because I used a new (to me) brand, and they all take water differently. Some didn’t take it at all, so I was left with a very wet mix. Now they’ve lost that moisture, they’re all collapsed in and ugly.

Anyway, those will be going up soon.

The fabric is selling out fast. I need to go through it all tonight, because the item counts are all broken somehow. They’ve actually broken a few times, at one point because I’d connected Etsy to my bookkeeping software, and that somehow deleted stock counts for everything. But I think what’s happened here was I needed to cut one piece of fabric into a smaller size for an order, and I didn’t properly adjust availability, so now every order since then has made the problem sort of snowball out of control.

I’ve been looking around town for a great bit stockpot so I can dye more. I had to do an emergency batch once already, but going forward that’s going to be a thing I only do when I’ve got help. I’ll probably make Scooter dry and press the fabric, and we can sort of go at it like an assembly line that way.

Some changes have been made to the shop itself, as well. I’ve been tweaking shipping this month, trying to find a good way to handle it. I did calculated shipping at first, and oh god, did that ever screw me up. Etsy never calculated it correctly, so I wound up taking up about half the cost for every single order. Right now, I’ve set it to $5 per order, and + 10¢ for each additional item. $5 still means I actively lose money on certain orders, but what you pay will better match the actual shipping cost. I’ve set it to increase by 10¢ each item because that scales better for the small items like paint and floss, which are the biggest sellers after the fabric. With the fabric, those orders can more easily absorb additional shipping charges on my end, since it’s usually an extra dollar or two above the shipping fee.

Basically, shipping fees are fucked across the board, and they’re likely to get worse. I already ship Ground to make them as cheap as possible, and I’d prefer to not have to raise prices on the actual items just to keep shipping fees low. I’ll probably continue to fiddle around with the additional item increase, but it will depend on how things look.

I’ve still got loads of beads and things I need to finish packaging. I’ve totally lost a roll of labels I was using to do this though, so who knows how long it’s going to take. Once I find those, I can start listing the rest of the stuff clogging up my workroom.

Next month, I’m also going to start looking at kits and floss sets. I’ll start with a small volume of each of them, just to see how it goes. But I want to be able to offer both the floss for the full-colour versions of patterns, as well as the colouring book versions. The full-colour ones will be your typical kits, with all the floss you need and maybe the fabric. Or I might make it an option. Idk, I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it. But for the colouring book versions, I want to do something a bit different. You’ll get the black floss as standard, but I also want to offer bundles of floss of various colours. Annoyingly, the one thing I can’t seem to find is the whole damn set of DMC floss. I can find the old full set of 447 colours, but I think the current set is like, 505 or something stupid. But what I can find is a random assortment of 100 colours, which is still about twice the amount of colours in a typical pattern. Again, no idea if that’s what I’ll do, or just go for one of the smaller packs. I’m also considering pre-gridded fabric as an option.

I do want to finish this damn frog so I can start another one, though. I may put it on the bench for a while and do another small one though. I’ve sort of half-started the bluebird, but I dislike everything about it at the moment. The clownfish looks fun, though. Maybe I’ll put that one up on a frame and get it done. Then I’ll have enough small little ones done to start piloting kits with.

Maybe I’ll go do that now, actually.

New Colouring Book Patterns

The cupcake wasn’t working. I kept trying to make it work, but it refused, so I’ve given up on it for now. My eyes are definitely too old for 28ct, so I may take what I’ve still got of it and dye it for the shop. I don’t like stitching on lower count fabric, but it’s got to the point I think where 18ct is about the highest I can manage. I’ve even got one of those fancy magnifying lights, but that just gives me a headache. So I’m back on the frog again for a while (though I’m eyeballing the fish in the most recent batch of uploads).

I’ve made a decision with these that going forward, I’m only going up upload the colouring book versions until I finish stitching the full colour version. The colouring book versions will come with a colour mockup, to give a bit of inspiration, but the idea with these is that you can literally do whatever you like with them. They come with the original pixel image that you can colour yourself, which you can feed into one of the various chart converters out there. Or you can message me on Etsy, and as part of your purchase, I’ll run it through WinStitch and optimise the colours so it’s a bit easier to stitch.

Colouring book patterns are 25% off through the 17th.

I had planned to spend much of this month drawing more line pieces, but instead I’m spending it fighting with insurance to get back on the list for surgery. Tomorrow I think I’m going to go down and get myself a cheap flash tattoo. Because fuck it, I deserve something nice. With luck, there will be one on the list I’ve been eyeballing for a while, but haven’t had the will or energy to go get. And then after I send in all this paperwork, I’m going to try to draw a few more.

The plan is to be able to offer collections of patterns as printed books. I’m not sure yet whether I’ll go through Amazon, or a more DIY approach. Amazon will be cheaper for me, and I can always buy a handful and offer them on Etsy. I don’t know. I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.

For now, I’m mostly trying to decide what sort of designs to put up. I like animals, but I feel like there’s not enough variety with them, in a weird way. I’m sort of thinking of going with some traditional tattoo designs, but it’s a style I’ve never actually tackled. Which is funny, considering I’ve got quite a few of them. There’s an almost bubbly quality about the linework that’s almost adjacent to my own style, but different enough that I can see that they are not the same. Again, I don’t know. I’d love some suggestions though.

It’s been a week

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that my surgery was cancelled at the last minute. Since we had the hotel and the train tickets, we spent a night in Portland for the hell of it. Now, I’m home, and have just been in a bit of a haze. But I’m home so I might as well get back to work.

Tomorrow I’m going down to the bookshop to take better photos of my cross stitch fabric. I’ve got a light box, but it’s only 12″, so doing large quantities of anything. Luckily, Fran found a great big 3-foot one, so I’m going to get some better photos with the help of whichever bed sheet I pull out of the cupboard.

One thing that has sort of taken me by surprise is how popular the watercolour pans are. Since the colours remaining are starting to look a bit samey, I’ll be making more over the weekend with a bunch of pigments I’ve had on order for a while. I’ll also be adding acrylic and gouache this time round. I’ve got some neat additives this time as well, so I’m looking forward to playing with those. Annoyingly, one of them isn’t remotely what I thought it was, so I’ve been experimenting with it tonight. It stained like a motherfucker, so now I look like I’ve fingered a smurf, but it does seem like I will be able to use it with a bit of kitchen witchery. Which is good, because I have several pounds of it in quite a lot of colours, and have no use for dyed corn starch.

I put up a new pattern as well. Fran asked me to make it for the bookshop, and I went a bit extra on it I think. But it seems like it’s exactly what she wanted, so that’s good.

I’ll probably start on it after I finish the cupcake I’m currently working on. I could probably get it done in a day at this point, but I haven’t even wanted to look at it this week.

I have to be honest, I thought this slogan was Deny, Defund, Depose. And then I double checked just to make sure, and that doesn’t seem to be used at all. Which, I gotta be real, makes a hell of a lot more sense. But oh well.

Eventually, I’ll have some more craft stuff up as well. But there’s a lot to go through. Aside from floss and fabric, I don’t plan on restocking, so when it’s gone it’s gone. The beads are going pretty quickly, so I’m not sure they’ll be around much longer.

Four-day migraine and treatment-resistant anxiety

These two things are related, because it’s the anxiety that made the migraine stick around for so long. I get the chronically, and am on some amazing medication for them. But the medication can only go so far when the cause was buried in between my shoulders. Today, I am migraine free, but dealing with persistent shakes, so getting any stitching done still ain’t happening.

I would probably feel better if I could just smoke a joint, since that’s always more effective for my anxiety than anything my psychiatrist has thrown at me. But I cannot have a joint, because I am having surgery on Tuesday. The surgery being the source of my anxiety. It’s been a hell of a week already. I suppose this is a long way of saying there may be typos that spell check didn’t catch.

As always, I never quite know what to do with any website I create. Mainly because I am bad at using them to begin with. But I figured I may as well post something substantial here, especially since I’m gaining traction on Etsy just as I’m about to have to hand off packing orders to my husband. I’ll be double-checking everything he packages up for me, so don’t worry about that. I just won’t be able to dig about in bins for the next few weeks.

I’ve finally worked out how I’m going to use Etsy, which has resulted in a bit of rebranding. Or maybe just branding. I set it up initially using the username I have on all my socials, but it’s not really a great brand name. It’s deliberately forgettable because getting attention is absolutely detestable. I don’t like being seen. So it’s always awkward that I rely on the internet for my income.

The Etsy shop is now Cross Stitch Colouring Books, and I’ve created a section of this site just for that. I’d considered just setting up a brand new site, but this is where my business cards go if you scan the QR code on the back. I may get a set just for the Etsy shop, or I may just continue to use the current ones because they amuse me. That’s what’s important, right?

But what are Cross Stitch Colouring Books? Good question. I’m glad you asked. While I do have a few photo conversions up, most of my patterns are hand drawn in various digital art apps. These are drawn specifically to be made into patterns, and while they may contain quite a lot of detail, they have elements that make them easier to stitch than your typical converted digital art patterns. I’ve seen some digital art patterns that are absolutely gorgeous, and I’ve made a few myself, but they do have one element that make them a nightmare: the lineart. Those smooth lines that flow and sometimes blend into other elements of the piece can turn it into a confetti nightmare. So I’ve eliminated that by using bold outlines of hard pixels. This way, the lines still have some weight to them, and can flow and even blend to an extent, but they will always be black. There aren’t a load of different colours going into the outlines. This way, you can do them all at once, or use them to block off different sections of the pattern.

They can also support quite a lot of detail and blending within the colour bits.

Or, if you like the lines but want to go off in your own direction, you can get a discounted version of the pattern that just contains the linework. This way, you can do whatever you like with the pattern and make it truly your own.

I’m still working on getting everything compiled and uploaded, but have been focusing on other things before surgery. There’s a good amount of stuff up already though, as well as a few supplies which I’ll be adding to next month. I just need to find my labels and silver pen first.

Etsy and YouTube

I’ve opened a new Etsy shop, after about a decade away from it. It’s so much different now. A lot of policies have been totally changed, and the site itself functions on a very different level.

Mostly, it’s going to be prints in various formats, but also some of the paints and things I make for myself.

https://lewiswhatshisname.etsy.com

I’ve also decided to start doing art videos on youtube again. This is also so different to what I remember. I also quickly realised that keeping up one video a week isn’t going to work. I want to try doing art vlogs or something, or maybe I’ll just stream myself doing art. I don’t know. I want a low-impact way of doing it, so I don’t immediately get stressed out and overwhelmed, which is a thing I tend to do quite easily.

https://www.youtube.com/@LewisWhatsHisName

I do have some stuff to post, but not today.

Hello!

I am putting this website together as a place to keep all my things. I’ve got loads of manuscripts, sitting around and not doing much, so I’m going to be releasing it all in bits and pieces.

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