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Month: March 2026

New Colouring Book Patterns

The cupcake wasn’t working. I kept trying to make it work, but it refused, so I’ve given up on it for now. My eyes are definitely too old for 28ct, so I may take what I’ve still got of it and dye it for the shop. I don’t like stitching on lower count fabric, but it’s got to the point I think where 18ct is about the highest I can manage. I’ve even got one of those fancy magnifying lights, but that just gives me a headache. So I’m back on the frog again for a while (though I’m eyeballing the fish in the most recent batch of uploads).

I’ve made a decision with these that going forward, I’m only going up upload the colouring book versions until I finish stitching the full colour version. The colouring book versions will come with a colour mockup, to give a bit of inspiration, but the idea with these is that you can literally do whatever you like with them. They come with the original pixel image that you can colour yourself, which you can feed into one of the various chart converters out there. Or you can message me on Etsy, and as part of your purchase, I’ll run it through WinStitch and optimise the colours so it’s a bit easier to stitch.

Colouring book patterns are 25% off through the 17th.

I had planned to spend much of this month drawing more line pieces, but instead I’m spending it fighting with insurance to get back on the list for surgery. Tomorrow I think I’m going to go down and get myself a cheap flash tattoo. Because fuck it, I deserve something nice. With luck, there will be one on the list I’ve been eyeballing for a while, but haven’t had the will or energy to go get. And then after I send in all this paperwork, I’m going to try to draw a few more.

The plan is to be able to offer collections of patterns as printed books. I’m not sure yet whether I’ll go through Amazon, or a more DIY approach. Amazon will be cheaper for me, and I can always buy a handful and offer them on Etsy. I don’t know. I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.

For now, I’m mostly trying to decide what sort of designs to put up. I like animals, but I feel like there’s not enough variety with them, in a weird way. I’m sort of thinking of going with some traditional tattoo designs, but it’s a style I’ve never actually tackled. Which is funny, considering I’ve got quite a few of them. There’s an almost bubbly quality about the linework that’s almost adjacent to my own style, but different enough that I can see that they are not the same. Again, I don’t know. I’d love some suggestions though.

It’s been a week

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that my surgery was cancelled at the last minute. Since we had the hotel and the train tickets, we spent a night in Portland for the hell of it. Now, I’m home, and have just been in a bit of a haze. But I’m home so I might as well get back to work.

Tomorrow I’m going down to the bookshop to take better photos of my cross stitch fabric. I’ve got a light box, but it’s only 12″, so doing large quantities of anything. Luckily, Fran found a great big 3-foot one, so I’m going to get some better photos with the help of whichever bed sheet I pull out of the cupboard.

One thing that has sort of taken me by surprise is how popular the watercolour pans are. Since the colours remaining are starting to look a bit samey, I’ll be making more over the weekend with a bunch of pigments I’ve had on order for a while. I’ll also be adding acrylic and gouache this time round. I’ve got some neat additives this time as well, so I’m looking forward to playing with those. Annoyingly, one of them isn’t remotely what I thought it was, so I’ve been experimenting with it tonight. It stained like a motherfucker, so now I look like I’ve fingered a smurf, but it does seem like I will be able to use it with a bit of kitchen witchery. Which is good, because I have several pounds of it in quite a lot of colours, and have no use for dyed corn starch.

I put up a new pattern as well. Fran asked me to make it for the bookshop, and I went a bit extra on it I think. But it seems like it’s exactly what she wanted, so that’s good.

I’ll probably start on it after I finish the cupcake I’m currently working on. I could probably get it done in a day at this point, but I haven’t even wanted to look at it this week.

I have to be honest, I thought this slogan was Deny, Defund, Depose. And then I double checked just to make sure, and that doesn’t seem to be used at all. Which, I gotta be real, makes a hell of a lot more sense. But oh well.

Eventually, I’ll have some more craft stuff up as well. But there’s a lot to go through. Aside from floss and fabric, I don’t plan on restocking, so when it’s gone it’s gone. The beads are going pretty quickly, so I’m not sure they’ll be around much longer.