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08 January – Happy Alligator Cross Stitch Pattern

January 8, 2026 /

A small little beginner one today.

Happy Alligator counted cross stitch pattern.
Measures approx 3 x 4 / 8 x 11 cm at 18 stitches per inch.
Download includes full PDF pattern, Pattern Keeper PDF, and digital file for XStitch Markup app.

This is a beginner/easy pattern. The small size, limited colour palette, and solid blocks of colour make it ideal for anyone learning to cross stitch, or just looking for a project that can be finished in just a few hours. With solid blocks of colour and simple outlines broken into smaller sections, counting mistakes are easily fixed.

Printed pattern length: 1 pages
Colours: 14
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

07 January – Rainbow Unicorn Cross Stitch Pattern

January 7, 2026 /

Another older pattern with a few updates.

Rainbow Unicorn counted cross stitch pattern.
Measures approx 7 x 8″ / 18 x 20 cm at 18 stitches per inch.
Download includes full PDF pattern, Pattern Keeper PDF, and digital file for XStitch Markup app.

This is a beginner to easy difficulty pattern, though its size may lead to some counting mistakes. It mostly consists of large blocks of solid colour, with small amounts of confetti. The confetti in this pattern is highly forgivable of mis-counted stitches, and does not need to be perfect.

Printed pattern length: 6 pages
Colours: 14
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

06 January – Red Dragon

January 6, 2026 /

Another older pattern with a few updates.

Red Dragon counted cross stitch pattern.

250 x 350 Stitches
Measures approx 14×19″ at 18 stitches per inch – 35 x 50 cm

Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app.

This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design.

Printed pattern length: 25 pages
Colours: 190
Full stitches only. Some Light Effects floss.

Etsy Listing

05 January – Greg the Goat

January 5, 2026 /

Another older pattern with a few updates.

Greg the Goat counted cross stitch pattern.

350 x 210 Stitches
Measures approx 12×19″ at 18 stitches per inch – 30 x 50 cm

Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app.

This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design.

Printed pattern length: 20 pages
Colours: 139
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

04 January – Ravens at Twilight

January 4, 2026 /

Here’s an updated version of an old pattern

Ravens at Twilight counted cross stitch pattern.

90 x 90 Stitches
Measures approx 5 x 5″ at 18 stitches per inch – 13 x 13cm

Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app.

This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design.

Printed pattern length: 4 pages
Colours: 15
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

03 January – Hyacinth Macaws

January 3, 2026 /

More blue, but also green today.

Hyacinth Macaws counted cross stitch pattern.

200 x 200 Stitches
Measures approx 11×11″ at 18 stitches per inch – 28 x 28cm

Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app.

This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design.

Printed pattern length: 12 pages
Colours: 113
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

02 January Pattern

January 2, 2026 /

Today’s pattern was a tricky one to chart, because DMC’s selection of blues is trash. But I like a challenge, and I think it turned out all right.

Shark counted cross stitch pattern.

350 x 268 Stitches
Measures approx 19×15″ at 18 stitches per inch – 49 x 38cm

Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app.

This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design.

Printed pattern length: 24 pages
Colours: 80
Full stitches only

Etsy Listing

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Photo Prints

November 28, 2025 /

Not like, poster prints of photos, but the actual lab prints on photo paper. I’ve got thousands of the fuckers, and don’t really have anywhere to put them. So I’m selling them. Right now, I’ve got three listings up, containing one roll each.

They’re listed as collage or junk journal supplies, or you can just buy one to have it. I’ve got the negatives, and can always get reprints, so you might as well take them off me.

I have a discount set up on them, which I hope works out. I’m listing them in groups of three, to create discounts across the multiple listings. The first photograph is $3, with subsequent photos from the same group being $1.50.

Also, etsy doesn’t like to play well with other sites. These preview images will be different eventually, because I can only embed the front page of my shop.

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